Zu York City

best city in the whole wide wide world!

welcome to zu york city, where it continuously rains, due to infinite brainstorming. i know you've never been to a city as such, but you'll love it here ... well, that depends. if you know ZuLou, the mayor of this shit, then you know how he runs his city. the first lady, Jovontique, the cool white dude, a la carlotn banks, Grizz Adams, and myself, author of *shameless plug* the boombocks, Eric Michael, are only here to reinforce that good ol' Zu York City feeling. if you don't like this city, we won't trip, you can just leave, no hard feelings. we got tourists in line just waiting for a motel 6 room to free up, its nothing. no seriously, its nothing. oh, and there are no gas stations here, simple because we elect not to gas you ignorant niggas like record labels are prone to do, nah. instead, clinics are on every corner. yea ... we're too sick over here. no? ok. its nothing but the real in this here town. residents are known to drive out the fake with their normal behavior that is all so common to us, but the frauds refer to it as "being real." tisk tisk.

anywho, i can go on and on and on ... but who cares?