Who lives in Zu York City? First off, lets get this straight, dumbasses. Its not a real place so much as it is a state of mind. ZuLou, Grizz Adams, Jovontique, and Mr. Eric Michael have taken it unto themselves to bust you out of your little bubble of fantasy before something else does. We're here to open your eyes so you can see how people would live their lives if they just stopped and thought. Granted, you're going to get posts of undeniable reality (by way of Mr. Eric Michael), or you might get some really trippy poetry (courtesy of Grizz Adams). Pictures and Videos of our real life adventures will be posted (mainly by me), and we'll be introducing you to a whole gang of people and subjects that will hopefully have you talking and spreading the word about the very same blog you're so engrossed in now. We aim to entertain, but even more so, we aim to shock, to deliver, and to educate.
And who are we? Fine question.
ZuLou
Please excuse the extreme nappiness of the hair. This is ZuLou AKA The Best AKA The Ghost of the Moody Towers AKA The Ironman AKA Mr. Strictly Business AKA Afroman AKA Kid N' Play AKA The Hip Hop Guru Himself AKA . . . seriously, must I go on?
Anyone who knows me in real life knows that I AM me, will always be me, and you really wouldn't want me to be anyone else anyway because I'm just that cool. Oh, and people like to say I'm arrogant. As Mr. Eric Michael said, I am the Mayor of Zu York City, but being the lazy bastard that I am, I usually like to see other people run the city for me, such as . . .Jovontique
No, that's not her real name, but you will address her as such. She's the woman keeping ZuLou inLine like Gotdamn Rollerblades. She also happens to be the best looking one out of all of us. The most dependable girl you'll ever meet, with enough intelligence to rival your Calculus Professor's. And no, I'm not just gassing her because she's my girl. I'm gassing her because she's about as bigheaded as I am., and might hurt me if I don't.
On a serious note, if she's got something to say, I suggest you listen. Jovontique has never let me down.
By now, I'm assuming most of you already know who the indomitable speaker, Mr. Eric Michael is.
Oh wait, you don't? Uhh?!! WTF, man? Take your lame ass to the [the boombocks] RIGHT NOW!
Okay. Are you back yet? Well then, let's continue. Mr. Eric Michael is by far the most sensible person you have never met. You couldn't take a page from his book if you wanted to, and even if you did, that you would be desecrating the Bible. Three words describe the man: Hip Hop, Intellect, and Fresh. I consider Mr. Eric Michael to be my contemporary and couldn't imagine running a blog without at least having his input. The man is a Beast. If you ever decide to leave Zu York City, your next stop should definitely be [the boombocks] , where he resides when he's not speaking over here.
How many plugs is that? Two? Here's one more for good measure: [the boombocks], at boombocks.blogspot.com, is the SHIT! Hurry up and read it!
Grizz Adams is bound to have his dark moments at times, but don't let that fool you into thinking he's some overly gangster Emo suicide case waiting to happen. Really, he just likes pointing his finger at his head. The ladies will tell you that on the inside of the rugged harsh exterior is a giant teddy bear filled with love.
See? And you thought I was exaggerating.
Grizz Adams has an uncanny knack for saying REALLY uncomfortable shit with the most laid-back demeanor. He might say the most outrageous thing you've ever heard, but if you just give him a little time to explain, he'll manage to make the most illogical conclusions make perfect sense, like he actually justified regular heterosexuals watching tranny porn -- sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself here. We'll save that for later.
In many ways, Zach is who I would be if I was white, shorter, gained about 100 lbs and had a giant beard instead of a giant afro. He's also generally loved by the public.
When he's not pointing a finger at his head, Grizz Adams likes to read and write poetry and short stories, some of which will be making their very first appearances right here in Zu York City. We also have some other things saved for the blog, but being the assholes that we are, we're going to just tell you to stay tuned and watch you fidget impatiently till you swear at our mothers and leave.
And That's The Cast!
Undoubtedly, you'll meet other people during your stay here, but for now, these are the contributors of Zu York City. All of us are zany in our own way, so there's bound to be a couple of laughs right? RIGHT?!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . hahah . . . haaa . . .
Was that even a joke?
One Time For Your Mind
-ZuLou
On a serious note, if she's got something to say, I suggest you listen. Jovontique has never let me down.
Mr. Eric Michael
By now, I'm assuming most of you already know who the indomitable speaker, Mr. Eric Michael is.
Oh wait, you don't? Uhh?!! WTF, man? Take your lame ass to the [the boombocks] RIGHT NOW!
Okay. Are you back yet? Well then, let's continue. Mr. Eric Michael is by far the most sensible person you have never met. You couldn't take a page from his book if you wanted to, and even if you did, that you would be desecrating the Bible. Three words describe the man: Hip Hop, Intellect, and Fresh. I consider Mr. Eric Michael to be my contemporary and couldn't imagine running a blog without at least having his input. The man is a Beast. If you ever decide to leave Zu York City, your next stop should definitely be [the boombocks] , where he resides when he's not speaking over here.
How many plugs is that? Two? Here's one more for good measure: [the boombocks], at boombocks.blogspot.com, is the SHIT! Hurry up and read it!
Grizz Adams
Grizz Adams is bound to have his dark moments at times, but don't let that fool you into thinking he's some overly gangster Emo suicide case waiting to happen. Really, he just likes pointing his finger at his head. The ladies will tell you that on the inside of the rugged harsh exterior is a giant teddy bear filled with love.
See? And you thought I was exaggerating.
Grizz Adams has an uncanny knack for saying REALLY uncomfortable shit with the most laid-back demeanor. He might say the most outrageous thing you've ever heard, but if you just give him a little time to explain, he'll manage to make the most illogical conclusions make perfect sense, like he actually justified regular heterosexuals watching tranny porn -- sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself here. We'll save that for later.
In many ways, Zach is who I would be if I was white, shorter, gained about 100 lbs and had a giant beard instead of a giant afro. He's also generally loved by the public.
When he's not pointing a finger at his head, Grizz Adams likes to read and write poetry and short stories, some of which will be making their very first appearances right here in Zu York City. We also have some other things saved for the blog, but being the assholes that we are, we're going to just tell you to stay tuned and watch you fidget impatiently till you swear at our mothers and leave.
And That's The Cast!
Undoubtedly, you'll meet other people during your stay here, but for now, these are the contributors of Zu York City. All of us are zany in our own way, so there's bound to be a couple of laughs right? RIGHT?!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . hahah . . . haaa . . .
Was that even a joke?
One Time For Your Mind
-ZuLou
2 comments:
I can't wait to make an appearance, as I undoubtedly well..
awesome.
... yall not that special
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